[seamusnh]

Of course, a baseball bat can trump a knife:

Marlborough NH man beats back burglar
KEENE SENTINEL - A 21-year-old Marlborough man fought off a knife-wielding home invader with a baseball bat Monday.

www.nashuatelegraph.com

[IrishCatholic]

Yea, but what happened to the tomatoes?

Try and keep on topic :-)