“Bristol Palin is joining the speakers circuit and will
command between $15,000 and $30,000 for each appearance,”
“No one ever went broke underestimating the ignorance of the American public.” Mencken or PT Barnum. Or Obama.
A Vendor standing on a corner is selling Apples. His sign reads, APPLES, $5000 EACH.
A passerby walks up to the guy and says, Five Thousand Dollars for an Apple, are you crazy?
The Vendor says, I only have to sell one.