You colonial ruffian! I must protest, sir!
Awhile back, I saw a news bit on a lawsuit about McDonald’s suing an eating establishment in Scotland over use of the name “McDonald’s”. It showed a bearded fellow standing in front of what looked like a hunting lodge. He said he was the Earl of McDonald (or something like that) and that that establishment had been serving food and wee drams for hundreds of years. He said “I should sue them!”.
My Name is Earl?