Remind me, again, why I bother going to work?
Top Ten Reasons for you to go to work:
10. You can feel good about you meeting your societal responsibilities.
9. Feel good about the fact that your tax dollars are going to help a Muslim somewhere.
8. Feel good about the fact that your tax dollars will help Nancy Pelosi pay for her 10th face lift.
7. Daily uplift by being yelled at by your boss once again.
6. The ability to be reminded by your spouse that her high school boyfriend invested in Apple.
5. Knowledge that your property taxes will allow the local school district to raise teachers salaries for the 4th time in 3 years.
4. Feel good in the knowledge that your tax dollars are helping Hillary Clinton to retire her campaign debt.
3. Feel good in the knowledge that your tax dollars are helping Bill Clinton to spend even more time away from Hillary.
2. Daily uplift by being yelled at by your boss once again.
And the number one reason that you should feel good about going to work.
1. Blue Jean Fridays.