Why? Same reason that pharmaceuticals are tested before approved. Same reason states have a dinking age. Same reason you can’t marry your dad though you might love him dearly. Same reason you can’t walk around naked at the local strip mall. Same reason you can’t use creosote to keep your lawn from growing too fast. Same reason you can’t juggle live grenades in the median of main street. Same reason you can’t ride a cow in the supermarket. The same reason you can’t live in the local park. Same reason you can’t sit and stare in the window of the local grade school.
Gee whiz, just about everything you list (except the “dad” part. Eeew!! Icky! You’re sick!) sounds just like what LOCAL COMMUNITIES should do to control PUBLIC BEHAVIORS. Something I have no issues with whatsoever. It is what one does IN PRIVATE or with consenting others that is not the business of government.
Oh, and the drinking age thing... that is something best left to FAMILIES to deal with, again NOT THE LEGITIMATE province of government. And there is (once more) NO AUTHORITY GRANTED to government to “approve” or disapprove pharmaceuticals, period. That was, once again, a gift from the Progressive Left (this time the Pubbie, Teddy Roosevelt, another big government power-grabber).
Why is it that people like you, personable and even likable in many other ways, have swallowed so much of the big government Kool Aid?
that is sick and twisted. The rest looks like good clean fun.