[dfwgator]

Remember that old commercial for Longines watches

“It’s nice, but I was hoping for a Longines.”

To which everytime I saw it on TV, I’d yell at the TV, ‘YOU BITCH!’

[AmusedBystander]

Remember that old commercial for Longines watches “It’s nice, but I was hoping for a Longines.” To which everytime I saw it on TV, I’d yell at the TV, ‘YOU BITCH!’

Yep. I think jewelry store ads are responsible for more divorces than any other factor.