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Matt Lauer investigates Wall Street crash: Did someone hit the wrong key on a “typewriter”
PolitiPage ^ | 05/09/10 | jeff j

Posted on 05/09/2010 6:07:48 AM PDT by nhwingut

Matt Lauer investigates Wall Street crash with Jim Cramer... He doesn't want to "let this go" without asking if the wrong "typewriter" key was punched.

(Excerpt) Read more at politipage.com ...


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: hairloss; mattlauer; plugs; retard; typewriter; wallstreetcrash
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1 posted on 05/09/2010 6:07:48 AM PDT by nhwingut
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To: nhwingut
Lauer must be sleeping with some top guys at NBC. How can such an idiot hold such a position(professional position that it). I remember when there was almost a scandal about him not having a college degree. NBC arranged for him to receive his necessary credits and walk down the ‘’runway’’ with his cap and gown(and probably a frilly thong underneath) defusing the upcoming scandal into lemonade.
2 posted on 05/09/2010 6:14:53 AM PDT by shadeaud ("If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten." -- George Carlin)
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To: nhwingut

It was me. Sorry! Manipulating the stock market is far easier than I thought!


3 posted on 05/09/2010 6:15:17 AM PDT by Man50D (Fair Tax, you earn it, you keep it! www.FairTaxNation.com)
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To: nhwingut

Typewriter? WTF? Is this douche living in the 70s?


4 posted on 05/09/2010 6:17:40 AM PDT by library user
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To: nhwingut
It was Obama. The only reason he switched from "million" to "billion" was because he couldn't find the TR key to go all the way to "trillion".
5 posted on 05/09/2010 6:17:54 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (I am so immune to satire that I ate three Irish children after reading Swift's "A Modest Proposal")
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To: nhwingut
Reminds me of Larry King a few years ago:

Larry King Admits He’s Never Used The Internet: ‘Do You Punch Little Buttons and Things?’

6 posted on 05/09/2010 6:20:30 AM PDT by Brett66 (Where government advances, and it advances relentlessly , freedom is imperiled -Janice Rogers Brown)
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To: nhwingut

He’s got Jerry Killian writing memos for him.


7 posted on 05/09/2010 6:22:21 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Live jubtabulously!)
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To: nhwingut
Was probably Dan typing up another memo...
8 posted on 05/09/2010 6:25:38 AM PDT by Free_at_last_-2001 (A country can survive its fools, but it cannot survive treason from within.)
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To: nhwingut

What cracks me up about this whole thing is that it reminds me of the time I tried to make a $2600 payment to my visa and accidentally made a $260,000 payment with my online bill pay. The results were not hilarious but I did get it undone.

But to suggest that such a thing could do that to the market kicks in the old saying, “extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence”. And the claim IS extraordinary.


9 posted on 05/09/2010 6:27:37 AM PDT by RobRoy (The US Today: Revelation 18:4)
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To: nhwingut

‘Matt Lauer investigates’ ???

ROTFLOL!!


10 posted on 05/09/2010 6:29:00 AM PDT by penelopesire ("The only CHANGE you will get with the Democrats is the CHANGE left in your pocket")
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To: nhwingut
Lauer could not investigate a box.
11 posted on 05/09/2010 6:29:13 AM PDT by Big Horn (Rebuild the GOP to a conservative party)
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To: Man50D
It is a testament to how low our intellectual capital has swung among the citizenry that anyone would not apply commonsense and know that there would be very basic safeguards within the trading system software that would immediately flag and disallow what obviously would be an erroneous entry. Several articles since have attested to the multiple layers of protection built in to the trading software combined with a required human override at the end of the line to let such a "fat finger" mistake to actual translate to a real trade, not to mention the actual capital that would have to be proved to be on hand to "pay" for said "investment." Also needless to say that the "B" button is separated from the "M" button by the "N" button so....

You don't have to any inside market knowledge to know that if this was a simple typing error there would be protection that simply wouldn't allow it to progress. It's called commonsense, something that is disappearing slowly but surely every day.

12 posted on 05/09/2010 6:32:43 AM PDT by torchthemummy ("About everything we do around here is government intrusion in people's lives." Ray LaHood)
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To: nhwingut

Good thing he didn’t accidentally hit a “TR”


13 posted on 05/09/2010 6:33:58 AM PDT by RobRoy (The US Today: Revelation 18:4)
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What’s so lame about the “b instead of m” explanation is that, if you were going to enter an order for one million shares of stock or whatever, you wouldn’t enter “one million.” You would enter the numeric amount, i.e., “1,000,000.” In order to enter a billion instead of a million, you would have to hit the zero key three times more than you meant to. That’s not the kind of error any kind of trader would ever make—fat fingers or not.


14 posted on 05/09/2010 6:35:18 AM PDT by giotto
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To: torchthemummy
You don't have to any inside market knowledge to know that if this was a simple typing error there would be protection that simply wouldn't allow it to progress. It's called commonsense, something that is disappearing slowly but surely every day

C'mon torch! It was me! Didn't you know the whole electronic trading system can be brought down with one keystroke from a keyboard?
15 posted on 05/09/2010 6:38:14 AM PDT by Man50D (Fair Tax, you earn it, you keep it! www.FairTaxNation.com)
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To: shadeaud

It was a “ticker tape” malfunction Matt. ~sarc


16 posted on 05/09/2010 6:40:15 AM PDT by albie
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To: torchthemummy

Those safeguards are there and while annoying do provide a moment of pause if you type at my speed. If you’re lightening quick you can click the little box and have the order entered faster than you can double check your accuracy.
I would guess people are capable of disabling the check as well.


17 posted on 05/09/2010 6:40:43 AM PDT by wiggen (Government owned slave.)
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To: Man50D

NBC,msnbc (GE), will spin anything for this administration. Their lies are becoming more nonsensical, seems like comedy channel.


18 posted on 05/09/2010 6:41:09 AM PDT by opentalk
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To: giotto

Sorry, but the trading systems I have worked on do indeed allow you to enter via shortcut keys, e.g., “1m” for 1 million, “1b” for 2 billion etc. Trust me, it is way more accurate than counting keystrokes.


19 posted on 05/09/2010 6:43:26 AM PDT by Riflema
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To: opentalk

Matt Wower, as Brokjaw would call him.


20 posted on 05/09/2010 6:43:56 AM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks (Impeachment !)
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