“Welcome to Highlands, NC, gossip center of America.”
...well, at least you all are rich down there in Highlands...we’re broke up here in West Jefferson, NC and our town manager just got drunk, wrecked his city vehicle and fled the scene carrying a concealed weapon.
Naw, I'm just one of the working folk that live here. Although I do need the Country Club folk. I hand carve fireplace mantels and can't even afford my own work!