[Buckeye McFrog]

If they’re gonna pose as Indians, a name like “Steve” would be better, I think.

“The suspect has identified himself as Bob Feller...”

[Canedawg]

“The suspect has identified himself as Bob Feller...”
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Not Luis Tiant? But it’s a good thing he isn’t Bob Feller because Bob Feller was a perfectionist, and wouldn’t have failed.