I seriously hope that Al breaks some law out here that is a serious misdemeanor. Maricopa County judges have no sense of humor about these things, and six summer months in Joe Arpaio’s tent city would do Al wonders, as far as an attitude adjustment.
He’d probably lose 30 or 40 pounds of flab, on a healthy diet of bologna sandwiches and trail mix. And wouldn’t he look positively fetching in pink underwear underneath thick black and white prison stripes?
Never mind the oil leak in the Gulf. I wonder how many Barrels a day are coming out of Al’s head?
And for how long has it been polluting our land?