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Did know you were a politician.
I’ve heard of boot straps in the rear for luggage, I think, but the only other kind of strap in my childhood was the one my dad used on me 55 years ago. Didn’t do any good.
I’ll have you know Mrs. Happydog now wants to go to Ashland (shopping) instead of the Hellgate trip this coming week. I am eternally grateful to you for that little bee ‘someone’ put in her bonnet.