NASCAR - Showtime Southern 500 from Darlington on FOX, Saturday 5/8, 7:30pm ET (Race #11 of 36)

Jayski ^

[glock rocks]

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Southern 500

Saturday 7:30 pm ET on FOX
Darlington Raceway

SPEED Raceday at 12:00 ET FOX Prerace at 7:00 ET Green Flag approx 7:44 ET

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[cleveland gop]

21

[glock rocks]

Me too... I’ll have to get Tork’s first wife’s recipe for breaded fried redwood, you never know until you try it. He tells me he tells her he just loves it.

[glock rocks]

What in the world you talkin bout Willis?

[tubebender]

Tell Ben that Fenway Park has been known to house Hostile Combatants...

[glock rocks]

If I could remember 21, I’d probably be in trouble.

[vox_freedom]

I’d rather have deep fried okra...

I had a pickle martini last weekend.

[NYTexan]

I’m so sorry...

[glock rocks]

My third favorite holiday is Talk Like a Pirate day.

[vox_freedom]

It was ver-r-r-r-y different.
So different, I had two.

[cleveland gop]

Don’t worry, Tork has plenty of okra too....

But I have all the cheesy poofs....

[glock rocks]

OMG Are you old now?

[vox_freedom]

For a dyslectic that would be, “Grrrrr, arrrgh, grrrrr.”

[tubebender]

Out of Redwood chips so you'll have to run this through the coffee grinder and make your own...

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[glock rocks]

Yarks, ye do that too well! Avast, are ye of the ilk of the salt washed and sea spattered?

[glock rocks]

You got a free propane torch with your new chainsaw, I see.

[NYTexan]

Umm...the kids at McDonalds sell me coffee at senior rates now :(

[glock rocks]

I like a dirty vodka martini made with garlic stuffed olives on occasion.

[cleveland gop]

Since the owner of your basketball team has decided to speak out against the immigration policy, may the Spurs take the next 4 games and send them home....

I have no problem with the jerseys since it was planned for today anyway. But once he went with those against this, that’s that.....

[glock rocks]

Umm...the kids at McDonalds sell me coffee at senior rates now

Maybe they're intimidated by your open carry sidearm, and the rattler around your hat.

... or does McDonalds start senior discounts at 35 now...

[vox_freedom]

Aye, I be a third generation of the ilk.

And this helps: Talk like a pirate translator