[Last Dakotan]

My Irish wife is so white I can read a newspaper at night under the covers.

[Dr. Ursus]

LOL!!

[Salamander]

Whiter than *this*?

This dude's almost transparent.

[She's got Vikings in the wood pile. The original native Irish Celts were darker skinned and predominantly dark haired before the Viking invasion]

Interestingly enough, that's why red heads were considered "bad luck".

It reminded the Irish of the Nordic/Danish incursions/occupation.

[not that there's anything wrong with *that*...it's my genetic legacy and I'm okay with it]...;-D

[Grizzled Bear]

My Irish wife is so white I can read a newspaper at night under the covers.

Dude,

If you're under the covers with your wife, what the heck are you doing reading a newspaper?

[gargoyle]

...My wife is a black skin beauty, and I'm a permanently sunburned for 50 years white guy. My arms are as brown as my ladys. In the past, I've had the pleasure of being the only Caucasian in the room with all Afro-Americans and graced with a few racists that want to kick my ass. Fortunately, I was backed up by a majority of brother in law brothas, and sister in law sistas, and black friends that protected my white ass. I've also been in public with my wife accused of being a nigga-lover by a few jarheadded cracker assholes. Sometimes I am confused with race identity syndrome until I realize I'm just an individual, natural born citizen of the USA...