You really want a kid that should be in jail, all over your yard, underneath the windowsills and in your shed? Who is going to supervise them?
They can be used for all of the landscaping jobs that are currently filled by overpayed SEIU workers in cities and towns across America. Fire the SEIU workers thereby saving the taxpayers a bundle and have the police who will certainly have some free time since crime will go down supervise them.
and what, exactly, do you know about an illegal alien all over your yard and in your shed? They could be worse criminals