Okay, okay, one more of my favorite recipes!! (By popular demand)
1. Open refrigerator
2. Take out stuff that isn't rotten.
3. Mix together in lightly salted bowl.
4. Heat over low flame approximately an hour.
5. Salt and pepper to taste.
6. Throw in the garbage and call pizzeria.
ROFLOL!
You should write a recipe book.
LOL
They popularly demand that you throw it away, right?