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To: dfwgator

“Do the Aliens have two sexes ... like we do?”

Hawkings is giving us a heads-up, which I think is pretty spot-on. Maybe because I am watching V...


9 posted on 04/27/2010 7:51:17 AM PDT by Betis70 (Go Bruins!)
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To: Betis70

“Do the Aliens have two sexes ... like we do?”

More than that probably. And Kirk did them all.


17 posted on 04/27/2010 7:56:19 AM PDT by swain_forkbeard (Rationality may not be sufficient, but it is necessary.)
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To: Betis70

This particular Zelorian looked to be about of the Forshund sex, and about 12 cycles old. On their planet, procreation is only possible if 4 seperate sexes co-operate. Needless to say, their race is dying out.

I had done my homework on this dangerous alien race. It appears that in order for the Forshund to procreate, they needed need the Trok, which serves as a place to plant the Motroy. The Trok genetalia consists of something vaguely resembling a catchers mitt. The Ponufti must take his/her lopki, which looks like two spheres suspended on a y-fork stick, and twirl them around the the Yepmens morglot, which looks like a spiral pig tail. These actions cause the spontaneous emission of Frogni Vapors, in which is the building blocks of the Motroy. That is where this Forshund came in.

Of course, the role of the Forshund Zelorian is amazingly involved and utterly disgusting that even Michael Jackson recoiled in horror when I told him. There is a 12-volume manual on even the basic sexual act of Trunorianing .... much less, the Mott!


20 posted on 04/27/2010 7:58:28 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("We beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them." -- Lazamataz, 2005)
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