That’s John JACOB....not John Jay :)
You're not buyin it huh? And now for an important public service announcement in regards to my mistake....
"I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such films as "Lead Paint: Delicious but Deadly," and "Buck Henderson, Union Buster." Today I'm here to talk to you about posting on Free Republic. The above referenced post is an artist's depiction of similar events. The names have been changed to protect the innocent."