Ok, one last one:
Parole board chairman: They’ve got a name for people like you, Hi. That name is called “recidivism.” Repeat offender! Not a pretty name, is it, Hi?
Hi: No, sir. That’s one bonehead name, but that ain’t me anymore.
Parole board chairman: You’re not just telling us what we want to hear?
Hi: No, sir, no way.
Parole board member: ‘Cause we just want to hear the truth.
Hi: Well, then I guess I am telling you what you want to hear.
Parole board chairman: Boy, didn’t we just tell you not to do that?
Hi: Yes, sir.
Parole board chairman: Okay, then.
Policeman in Arizona house: What did the pyjamas look like?
Nathan Arizona Sr.: I don’t know - they were jammies! They had Yodas ‘n’ shit on ‘em!!