**Pee test!**
In Congress a Pee test would register at 86 PROOF
White House could only pass a drug test if it was ... MULTIPLE CHOICE!
It might reveal that some of the office holders got VD, or are demonspawn. That would be an unacceptable invasion of their privacy. So long as they weren’t born or hatched in She’ol, it doesn’t matter that their father and/or mother was. They’re natural-born citizens. What? You got something against sons of immigrants?