Dear sir or madam or whatever that is in between:
Thank you for your very enlightening email that referred to my conservative position as being Nazi or neo-Nazi.
I would like to recommend that you sue your High School history teacher for his/her failure. You see Nazis were socialists, National Socialists to be exact. Yes, I know that this must be a shock to you but Hitler was a liberal, a socialist, a real schmuck. Yes, Obama’s methods are closer to Hitler’s than they are to mine.
Thank you again for demonstrating your colossal ignorance. Obviously, I will not be concerned by any comments coming from someone who follows Hitler’s beliefs.
Sincerely,
A Conservative.
OK, for those who don’t recognize satire. The preceding pretend email was a satirical response to any lib accusing a conservative of being a Nazi.