"Is Barack Obama an Article II natural born citizen as required by our Constitution and thus qualified to be President?"."
Because, as a matter law, that question is no longer relevant to Obama's current term, at least from the perspective of the Judiciary. This is the concept birthers cannot wrap their heads around, but that doesn't mean the concept is legally defective.
That's fine if that's your opinion for what it's worth.
So given that opinion, the answer to the question won't hurt anything for you or them, will it???
Then we can start with you answering that "meaningless" question:
Is Barack Obama an Article II natural born citizen as required by our Constitution and thus qualified to be President? Yes or No.