Your list reminded me of a future commercial.
Obama dog food for seniors contains all essential vitamins and minerals needed to go work every day in the food production units. You will whistle while you work for the common good of your brothers and sisters.
Obama the exalted says “You will eat it and like it, because guess what? There is nothing else on the shelf!”
“While you are waiting in long lines, don’t forget to try our new chalk powder, it almost tastes like milk!”
I don’t believe you can have a teleprompter in court. I cannot wait for the jibbering idiot to be on the stand or testifying in a deposition which the defense is saying they will accept. I hope Blago does the examination himself because you know he is in Zero’s head now and if proper court decorum is upheld, Zero will not be able to pull his usual crap of changing the subject or blathering on.