Her pedigree prevents her from liking Sarah, so she’s not fooling anyone with her “essay.” She’s just writing to please her likeminded friends.
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PhD With Distinction, English Literature
Brown University, Providence, Rhode Island, 1979
BA With Distinction In Major (English)
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University of Wisconsin, Madison, Wisconsin, 1971
Oh my BROWN... now I am so impressed (not)!
BS With Plenty of Beer, University of Wisconsin, Madison, Wisconsin, 1977.