[oh8eleven]

Let me tell you how it will be;
There's one for you, nineteen for me.
'Cause I'm the taxman,
Yeah, I'm the taxman.

(if you drive a car, car;) - I'll tax the street;
(if you try to sit, sit;) - I'll tax your seat;
(if you get too cold, cold;) - I'll tax the heat;
(if you take a walk, walk;) - I'll tax your feet.

[Buckeye McFrog]

The Brits were so on-target...the Beatles, Monty Python...the UK was starting to reach these levels of taxation thirty years ago.