You see, there was a Santanic conspiracy to put Obama in office. Time travelers went back to Honolulu in 1961 to submit fraudulent birth announcements in the two papers to cover up that he was actually born in Kenya. It was a clever trick, but we are not fooled.
Then a “fake” birth certificate was produced by a group of space aliens and Al Qadea agents using photo-shop and sent out to the media.
A Wicken Coven also stepped in to use CIA mind control technology to brain wash the governor of Hawaii and Hospital officials to keep the real documents hidden.
It all make sense when you know the secret story.
DUH! Anybody can call in an announcement and it will be printed! ANYBODY!!! Are You Stupid? An Announcement in a Newspaper is NOT A LEGAL DOCUMENT!! DUH!!
I think you’re on to something...
Well...
That makes about as much sense as any other theory, I guess.
Help us Lord!!!
Ping to Post #137. Also, you don't have to go off the deep end, imagining witches and time travel this isn't like Al Gore's Global Warming conspiracy, LOL. Put the bong away. There are many other far-more reasonable explanations regarding Obama's original birth certificate(s). First off, the newspaper announcements would have been generated just as easily if the baby had been born at home or elsewhere off the island via a Certificate of Delayed Birth. If the birth did not happen at a hospital, the mother's signature (and hopefully any other witnesses) would have been all that was required, and that could have been forged by Obama's grandmama if Ann Dunham and baby Obama were not present on the island in August 1961. And UNLIKE the birth record documents shown BELOW, if Obama's original birth certificate was later part of an Adoption (name change) by Obama's step-father Lolo Soetoro in 1966 or 1971, the original birth certificate(s) would likely have been SEALED and held by Hawaii Family Court order at 777 Punchbowl and thus subsequently NOT housed at the Office of Vital Statistics at 1250 Punchbowl in Honolulu. This is perfectly allowable per Hawaii Family Court rules. In fact, Obama and/or his attorneys could have requested his original birth certificate be pulled and SEALED while Obama was an adult a few years ago, to add a further layer of protection to safeguard any filed original birth certificate during his presidential run. Any other of Obama's original birth certificates were likely scrubbed in the US State Dept break-in of March 2008 (see Obamas Intelligence Adviser Involved in Security Breach). As a result, if Hawaii Health Director Fukino saw ANYTHING, it was likely Obama's vital records file jacket, not his original birth certificate.
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