[jonascord]

Let me guess.
Tonya Uibel, the teacher, tends toward flannel shirts, crew cuts and comfortable shoes.
She is also, like all education majors, mildly retarded, an Obama voter, active in the teacher's union and sublimely confidant of her own intellect. She is deathly afraid of "Fundies," Global Warming, guns, and Fox News. She smokes pot on the weekends, buys c cell batteries and hand lotion by the gross, and has an icon on her desktop to the adult page on E-Bay.

[andy58-in-nh]

I suspect you are correct on all accounts, except for the “mildly retarded” part. No qualifier is likely required.

[Pan_Yan]

I find your detailed and in depth knowledge disturbing.

[happygrl]

buys c cell batteries and hand lotion by the gross,

???????

There's some things I'd rather not know about.

[ladyjane]

There’s an adult page on ebay? Really? How do you find it? Ebay is usually pretty restrictive about things like handguns and ammunition but not on adult stuff?