Posted on 04/17/2010 7:03:47 PM PDT by DogByte6RER
So....does this mean that Global Warming causes extramaritial sex?
Yes!
We’re having a heat wave
A tropical heat wave
The temperature’s rising
It isn’t surprising
She certainly can can-can
;)
Of course here in the U.S., we're more enlightened. We know that it's clearly Bush's fault (or global warming). (Of course global warming is Bush's fault, so it all works out).
Izlam should be illegal if only because it is so sexist and so demeaning of women.
Quotes from Hadith TIRMZI AND OTHERS
1. If a woman’s conduct is mischievous or immodest, the husband has the right to beat her up but must not break her bones. She must not allow anybody to enter the house if her husband does not like him. She has the right to expect sustenance of her husband. (TR. P 439)
2. It is forbidden for a woman to be seen by any man except her husband when she is made up or well-dressed. (TR. P 430)
3. A woman is not a believer if she undertakes a journey which may last three days or longer, unless she is accompanied by her husband, son, father
4. A woman must veil herself even in the presence of her husband’s father, brother and other male relations. (TR. P 432)
5. She is forbidden to spend any money without the permission of her husband, and it includes giving food to the needy or feast to friends. (TR. P 265)
6. A wife is forbidden to perform extra prayers (NAFAL) or observe fasting (other than RAMADAN) without the permission of her husband. (TR. P 300)
7. If prostration were a legitimate act other than to God, woman should have prostrated to her husband. (TR. P 428)
8. If a man is in a mood to have sexual intercourse the woman must come immediately even if she is baking bread at a communal oven. (TR. P 428)
9. The marriage of a woman to her man is not substantive. It is precarious. For example if the father of the husband orders his son to divorce his wife, he must do so. (TR. P 440)
10. A woman who seeks KHULA i.e. divorce from her man, without a just cause, shall not enter paradise. (TR. P 440)
On the contrary, a husband can divorce his wife at will.
11. Majority of women would go to hell. (Muslim P 1431)
12. If a woman refuses to come to bed when invited by her husband, she becomes the target of the curses of angles. Exactly the same happens if she deserts her husband’s bed. (Bokhari P 93)
13. Women who are ungrateful to their men are the denizens of hell; it is an act of ingratitude for a woman to say: “I have never seen any good from you.” (Bokhari P 96)
14. A woman in many ways is deprived of the possession of her own body. Even her milk belongs to her husband. (Bokhari P 27) She is not allowed to practise birth control either.
To enlighten the people who are ignorant about “Sati” Pratha in India, this custom was a result of Muslim oppression and brutality. The Hindu women of India, in order to save their honour, used to jump into the fire after their husbands were brutally murdered by Muslim invaders. The question that arises from this is why did they jump into the fire and kill themselves? Why didn’t they just poison themselves? The reason for this is that the lecherous necrophiliac muslim invaders did not even leave the dead bodies alone. Yes, they had sex even with the dead bodies! How disappointing it must have been for them to find nothing, but ashes.
http://www.flex.com/~jai/satyamevajayate/women.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoHuxpa4h48
The “perfect” response to this “cleric” [term used very loosely].
And since the Iranians aren’t “rednecks,” no lib comic will make fun of this!
I motion tha the next big earthquake to hit America be called the "Tiger Earthquake."
- Tiger Woods Banned from 2011 Tehran Open
Man, those are some serious climaxes!
translation.
Headline:
Muslim masturbation causes earthquakes.
Large Muslims cause large earthquakes.
Small Muslims cause small earthquakes.
Who cause aftershocks?
Muslim dwarfs?
Adolescent Muslim boys?
LOL- The truth here is that they use burkhas to control rampant penises, right? Can’t control those things- they just jump right off and do things on their own! Grown men- unable to control their body parts- stunning admission!
They don’t need more burkhas in Raghead World- they need less male genitalia. THERE’S the problem.
Are the Iranian Clerics now using the Global Warming scientist to predict events in Iran?
Something that I find “interesting” about this so-called religion is that women have to cover their hair because women’s hair is arousing for them.Speaking as a woman,I find men’s hair to be a turn-on.Should it not go both ways? I love the salt-and-pepper hair of an older man,especially when there’s still a bit of the man’s original hair color left.Or when the man is just starting to go gray.Call me silly....
That’s gotta be one HELL of a headboard.
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