Yup, Christmas is next. Then there is New Years Day, which which discriminates against Chinese New Year parades. And what about Mothers Day, which promotes the impregnating of women, a form of slavery. And don’t forget Fathers Day, which was obviously propounded as a celebration of all that is oppressive.
That leaves three hundred and fifty nine more days to outlaw before America is fundamentally transformed. As we begin address this challenge, we face a looming crisis in the supply of lawyers, judges, and watchdog groups. Are we up to the challenge? The whole world is watching. If the rest of the world’s inhabitants are not laughing their asses off right now, they would have to be as silly as we are.
It is all but gone from Public Schools already, should have started worrying a long time ago.