[count-your-change]

Sgt. Preston was dragged before a Human Rights Tribunal and jailed because he used the word Indian instead of Aboriginal Native Inhabitant and for treating the dog as less than a full equal.

No longer a Sargent, Preston will get out of jail next year if he apologizes and pays his fines. The dog remains angry.

[Kenny Bunk]

....he used the word Indian instead of Aboriginal Native Inhabitant...

Why am I not surprised that this hegemonic, imperialistic, paatriarchal, gender-normative, capitalist, colonial overlord, misogynistic, exploiter of the proletariat, fascistic, meat-eater would do otherwise?

I hope he spent his time contemplating the evil of his archaic ways. The methane emitted by his uncontrolled steed endangered the lives of many of the Aboriginal Native Inhabitants, especially the women, their children, and the special needs persons among them, including the gays and lesbians. O, The Huge Manatee!