If you're not actually Amish, then -- perhaps you should be re-named "ApostateDude"?
I mean, I'd hate for people to think that you were actually a member of a conservative, Christian religious community, and then be led astray by your virulent, atheistic bashing of good Christians and Conservatives.
You might be mistaken for a "concern troll".
Oh, yes, you are a “good Christian”. Why all I have to do is to ask you.
You will also note that a truly intelligent person might note that the Amish don’t frequent internet message boards too often. There is a reason for this. Can you guess what it is?