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To: Repeat Offender

Gotcha. Need: Dehydrator, spices, hunting license, gun, ammo, and a place to hunt : )!


30 posted on 04/13/2010 9:12:04 AM PDT by Woebama
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To: Woebama
Gotcha. Need: Dehydrator, spices, hunting license, gun, ammo, and a place to hunt : )!

So Jim starts his first day at Meglo-Mart. The manager tells Jim he can start his first day at the sporting goods section; the manager would check on him at the end of the shift.

So, 6:30 rolls around and the manager asks Jim how everything went. Jim replies he only had one customer. "One customer! One customer, this is the sporting goods section at peak season!"

Jim responds that the one custome spent $63,456.72. Exasperated the manager wanted to know how Jim sold one customer $63K in sporting goods.

Jim says "Well, I showed the guy some fish hooks. Then I said you can't go fishing without a fishing license, some bait, and fishing poles. Then there was bobbers, sinkers, and other tackle. Some fish are heavy and he didn't want to break his new pole, so I sold him a net. Then I told him all the best fish are caught by boat. So I sold him a boat and trailer. He also needed emergency oars, a life vest, an anchor, gps, and fish finder. Then he realized his car couldn't pull the trailer with the boat on it, so I sold him a new Ford F-250."

The manager exclaimed "You sold all of that to a guy trying to buy some fish hooks!!!????"

Jim replied "Well, no not exactly. He actually asked me were the tampons were. I said hey, your weekends shot, you might as well go fishing."

32 posted on 04/13/2010 9:28:24 AM PDT by Repeat Offender (While the wicked stand confounded, call me with Thy Saints surrounded)
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