So what...the “amish” “youts” have a monopoly on Grand Central and Times Square Violence......Al Queda better watchout for the “homeboys”.
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Well OK. As long as they stay away from Penn Station.
Mugger Steals Suicide Vest: turns into the police. “I may be a crack-head low life, but if everyone’s dead in Times Square, who’m I gonna mug?” said “Whole Wheat”. Would-be Suicide Bomber Zazi indignantly demanded return of his property as FBI agents carted him away. President Obama will later award the Congressional Medal of Honor to self-confessed crack-head, turnstile-jumping career mugger “Whole Wheat”. Said “Whole Wheat” when informed of the award, “Dang, I knew I was gonna score me some new bling when I jumped that mofo.”