I'm just giddy with anticipation, aren't you?
That's like waiting until the Nuremberg Trials to find out if the Nazis really were all that bad.
Were it not for the sinful gossip I see all over this site, Ted, Bobby, and Jack should by now have been qualified for the next step in canonization by the Wholly Roman Catholic Church of Massachusetts, a Franchise in Perpetual Trouble with the Head Office in Italy.
Instead, their Holy Cause is stuck in some sort of Republican Limbo. Perhaps some brave homosexual Anglican Bishop will rush in to champion their Holy Memories. A Saint is a Saint.
The Doxology:
St. Edward of Chappaquiddick, Patron Saint of Those Who Venture Upon The Sea in Automobiles, Pray for Us.
St. Robert of Hyannis, Have Mercy Upon Us as strongly as the Mercy you and your sainted brother showered upon that beautiful movie star who lost her way.
St. John of Washington, Virgin and Martyr, We Thank The Lord for Tiger Woods, Bill Clinton, and Eliot Spitzer who placed your loving activities in perspective, and for Barack Obama, Jr. whose administration allows yours to shine brighter in comparison.
Say Amen.
Down Cape, where it is rumored that there are entire villages populated by the halt, lame, blind, and illegitimate connected to various of the Kennedy's earthly activities, is where the Cathedral should be built when my .org gets this saint thing handled. Hey, do the Scientologists canonize people?