“Bring some red paint...throw it on them if they show.”
Well, that is assault and battery, which is a criminal offense. Just pointing that out for you in case you did not already know.
Then throw kool-aide, say you were going to drink it and it fell over.
“Well, that is assault and battery, which is a criminal offense. Just pointing that out for you in case you did not already know”
Nah! Mischieveous behaviour, at least; simple assault, at most.
Paint your fists red and start pounding...now were talking simple battery.