Right, he couldn’t even buy Iowa. Huckabee swooped-in and there went a year’s worth of ground work and a whole lot of money.
From ‘portlandon’ in
the comments
at Hot Air:
Romney- Buys 500 $119 tickets= $59,500
=TIE FOR FIRST
Paul- Buys 800 $119 tickets= $95,200 =TIE FOR FIRST
Palin-
Buys 500 Caribou Jerky= $1,500 = SECOND PLACE
WHICH ONE IS
FISCALLY CONSERVATIVE?
WHICH ONE GOT MORE FOR THEIR MONEY?
And Tax-Hike-Mike RINO-bee is easily as a pathetic RINO loser as Mitt.
Can you even imagine if Sarah Palin talked about frying squirrel meat in a popcorn-popper? The media would have crucified her over it, but “I’ll-pardon-you-if-you-kill-whitey” Schmuckabee got a pass, because they had so much ammo to use against him in the general election.
I’m not sure which of these RINO frauds I despise worse: Schmuckabee (last see getting beaten with a bowling pin by Daniel Plainview) or Mr. Magic Hair (last seen riding in the passenger seat of Barbie’s pink Corvette). Mitt should run as a Dem, and “Elmer Gantry” Schmuckabee should be be snookering the faithful into buying snake-oil in a revival tent somewhere in Arkansas.
Romney and Shmuckabee are the past (and they can take my global-warming-koolaid-drinking-pseudogovernor T-Paw with them). Palin, Ryan, Bachmann, DeMint, and Pence are the future, and it’s time for the past to go bury itself in the dung-heap that awaits it.