Fudge his origins? By that point he'll be saying he was born in a manger and visited by three wise men who left gifts of gold and Myrr.
well that is certainly a possibility /s don’t you think ?
suppose the National Park Service (who handles Presidential birthplaces) declares Granny Dunham’s APARTMENT in HI as a potential site for headcheese’ birthplace,huh? now THAT would funny!