Posted on 04/09/2010 6:50:41 AM PDT by marktwain
>Did we have dogs. If so, were there trigger locks,
Dogs come with trigger locks now?
>were they in a safe etc etc.
Dogs are kept in safes?
Do you own guns?
If you own guns, are they stored with trigger locks?
I declined to answer both questions (and the later questions about my preferred sexual activities as well). The doctor sniffed a bit when she came to that section of the form, but she didn't have anything to say.
I hit the post button just a moment too soon. I hoped and hoped no one would catch it.
Maybe there should be a permit and waiting period for dogs and keyboards.
LOL - At least you’re amiable about it.
On the gun restrictions issue, maybe you’d like the idea presented in this post of mine:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2489739/posts?page=19#19
Of course I also favor allowing private citizens to own machineguns, mortars, grenades, grenade launchers, flares, rockets, rocket launchers etc. Pretty much anything "smaller" than 155 Howitzers. Of course anything explosive or "stronger" than a firearm would require an NRA approved training course. NICS check, and a check of your docs by the salesman. No registration, no fees, no finger prints, no waiting periods. Just proof of competence. The increase in sales volume would allow munitions manufactures to lower the prices charged to the military and ensure supplies were on hand. Also, it would serve as a deterent for invading force..... including illegal immigrants/drug cartels. And, we could actually manufacture something in this country. Imagine that.... jobs and the common defense.
I agree with Dr. Rosenberg. Guns are a huge menace to the public health. Every time the government gets hold of some guns, millions of people die. As a matter of fact, the only thing that threatens the public health more than guns is cognitive dissonance, which explains why a person with the last name Rosenberg believes that only the government should have guns. I wonder if he was drawing little crayon peace signs while they were stuffing his grandparents into the gas chamber.
The question about pets and the sexual activity question that jboot mentioned at least have some medical merit. Both are potential vectors for disease. Questions about smoke alarms and trigger locks are nanny state crap. Like on the next episode of House they’ll have to figure out what happened to a kid who showed up with smoke inhalation and a gunshot wound...
Several doctors I’ve seen were shooters and enjoyed discussions about the subject. I’ve also found that you can write in your own answers to the patient survey questions in the margins. For instance, if you write “big, heavy ones,” next to “Do you own guns?” the doctor makes an interesting face and acts like he’s not interested in your response.
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