[Palladin]

Two pigs wrestling under a blanket!

[txhurl]

You know, one of the first things I was taught is to walk balancing a book on your head.

Like, at 6 or 7. And get to ballet class.

Perfect posture is learned, and nobody seems to wants to learn her. She ought to stand straight up, shoulders back, like Malia does, and wear flats if she thinks that makes her too tall.

The Linebacker look needs to be ditched.