He can't be charged with a crime, but he can be charged.
Send him the bill for scrambling 2 F-16's.
Maybe he will find that 'funny', just like the joke he made about lighting his shoes.
Also BAN him from flights on any domestic airline, due to his violating the rules against smoking on a plane.
Won't be necessary. Next flight he gets on will be a Qatar Airways flight, booked for him (one way) by the Qatari Embassy. His diplomatic passport will be yanked as soon as he lands, and the only way he'd get back into the US is by applying for and getting an oridnary visa -- something that won't be happening anytime soon. Qatar values its strong relationship with the US government, and this stupid kid is totally expendable.