I feel like I’m 20 people. Who is the census to tell me I’m wrong. In fact, my split personalities tell me I’m a million people and so we deserve our own Congressman.
The obvious choice for that would be my personality called Sleazy, the embezzling lawyer.
But it’s not a slam dunk, one of my other personalities is challenging Sleazy in the primary, the reverend Jesse Moneybags. I think he’s going to inject race into the election.
It should be a spirited race, I’ll let you know how it turns out.
The census should concern itself with a headcount and that’s it anyway.