“She stood 6’ and weighed 180# on their weeding day. In 16 years she was tipping the scales at 268#! So, he divorced her!”
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Wow, your dad is a strange puzzle piece!
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Well, that isn’t the word I would use to describe him, but hey, I have more reasons than a little to have my opinion!
It really was a strange puzzle piece, since he was 5’ 5” and might have weighed 140! They were a funny sight!