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iPad test notes: In the bathroom [Don't do this at home!]
Gizmodo via MSNBC ^ | 6 April 2010 | Jason Chen

Posted on 04/06/2010 11:02:48 AM PDT by Fractal Trader

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1 posted on 04/06/2010 11:02:48 AM PDT by Fractal Trader
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no live deuce cams please.


2 posted on 04/06/2010 11:06:10 AM PDT by Sax
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At least it’s too big to drop in the toilet.


3 posted on 04/06/2010 11:06:44 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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you know the reason you bought this thing was for toilet entertainment.

I was thinking about getting one, and "toilet entertainment" doesn't even make the list of reasons to buy one.

4 posted on 04/06/2010 11:07:53 AM PDT by proud American in Canada (my former tagline "We can, and we will prevail" doesn't fit with the usurper's goals.)
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To: Fractal Trader

What, the author can’t multitask?


5 posted on 04/06/2010 11:10:51 AM PDT by AFreeBird
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To: Fractal Trader

TMI


6 posted on 04/06/2010 11:13:39 AM PDT by Tanniker Smith (Is the difference between "anticipating" and "just waiting" the same as between "when" and "if"?)
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Personally I do not keep ,never did,and have no plans to have reading material or entertainment screens in the bathroom.

Nor do I want to handle the magazine or newspaper or iPad some schmuck has handled whilst eliminating body waste.

It is a sad comment on people that studies have found ,and I can verify it from casual observation,many neglect to wash their hands before leaving the toilet facilities.

The ancient Chinese custom of shaking one's own hands in greeting looks pretty reasonable in retrospect.

7 posted on 04/06/2010 11:16:12 AM PDT by hoosierham (Waddaya mean Freedom isn't free ?;will you take a credit card?)
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But will it blend?
8 posted on 04/06/2010 11:18:44 AM PDT by 6ppc (It's torch and pitchfork time)
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Jason Chen, e-scatologist


9 posted on 04/06/2010 11:19:58 AM PDT by tumblindice (Meeshell has more chins than a Chinese phone book)
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To: Fractal Trader

The iPad probably needs an iGrip.


10 posted on 04/06/2010 11:21:57 AM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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many neglect to wash their hands before leaving the toilet facilities.

Remember the Thirty Second Rule when shaking hands.

11 posted on 04/06/2010 11:26:25 AM PDT by CholeraJoe (The Last of the Bohicans!)
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“At least it’s too big to drop in the toilet”

Long story short I managed to drop a 4 gig Iron Key flash drive in a toilet one time. Just as the water was headed down. I heard a “clink” and a “bloop” looked down just in time to see it swirl away and disappear. At least it was 256 bit encrypted...

12 posted on 04/06/2010 11:30:06 AM PDT by Syntyr (Mace, Kirk, Thomson, Griffin, Scusa, Martin, Gallegos, Hart - Remember the fallen of Kamdesh)
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To: Secret Agent Man

“The iPad probably needs an iGrip.”

Well I guess if you have the iPad you can get iPorn to go with your iGrip


13 posted on 04/06/2010 11:32:48 AM PDT by Syntyr (Mace, Kirk, Thomson, Griffin, Scusa, Martin, Gallegos, Hart - Remember the fallen of Kamdesh)
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To: Fractal Trader

The iPhone or Touch is for the bathroom, not the iPad! That’s for the couch!

One shouldn’t sit longer than 5 minutes anyway, or one is in danger of getting ‘roids. Bookworm on the iPhone is a good timer, but only a “timed” game...


14 posted on 04/06/2010 11:35:40 AM PDT by jacquej
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Personally I do not keep ,never did,and have no plans to have reading material or entertainment screens in the bathroom.

My parents always told me that only Democrats read in the bathroom. Someone once quoted a newsman on the future or the industry, and he said: "As long as there are toilets, there will be newspapers." For myself, I prefer to get in and get out as fast as possible.

15 posted on 04/06/2010 11:36:47 AM PDT by Fractal Trader
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iPoo


16 posted on 04/06/2010 11:46:48 AM PDT by Mark was here (Fighting for freedom is never easy, especially when your enemies are merely fighting for free stuff.)
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>> As long as there are toilets, there will be newspapers

So THAT’S where they come from! I always suspected...


17 posted on 04/06/2010 11:49:25 AM PDT by Nervous Tick (Eat more spinach! Make Green Jobs for America!)
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Potty humor aside, I love my new iPad.

I have noticed how many are unable to grasp it’s nature, however, and can only think about it as an “either-or” tool.

Someone should do research on the ages & temperaments of those who appreciate it vs. those who find fault.


18 posted on 04/06/2010 11:52:23 AM PDT by jacquej
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To: proud American in Canada

My phone has internet and streams live TV (unlimited data). I will admit it often goes into my bathroom with me. There are some days bathroom time is the only “me time” I have. File under multi-tasking. :-)


19 posted on 04/06/2010 11:57:18 AM PDT by Protect the Bill of Rights
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What, the author can’t multitask?

Sorta like the iPad?
20 posted on 04/06/2010 12:05:57 PM PDT by BikerJoe
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