Maybe she’ll build them a “Perp Welcome Center” at the edge of town, you know, to reward them for getting away.
if I had the time and the wherewithal to do so, I'd post some signs by the "Welcome to Wellford" signs, saying something to this effect:
Notice to the criminally inclined: Do not run from the police if you are in danger of being apprehended while committing a crime, as they are not permitted to chase you, and it would not be fair.