[silverleaf]

Hey Andy, did you tell your kid Brody how you agreed to claim Johns bastard as your own? Brought h s new age moonbeam mistress into your household with you and your mother? Cleaned out her apartment, found, watched and kept a videotape of Rielle and John having sex? Then sold the story to the tabloids?

Your kids should know what a loyal swell guy you are. Or else he's going to hear it from all the neighbors. And in the south, forget being chums with John Edwards, I wouldn't expect Brody to have much of a social life period. People down there have long memories and know a rat when they see one.

[Kenny Bunk]

I read every page of Young's tell-some book, but nowhere in this waste of trees did I find what I was looking for.

The Edwards hair secrets? Please, my life is a bad hair day.

BTW, Allowing the bastard to make Mr. Young claim the Edward's bastard as Young's bastard kinda makes Young a bastard. BTW, the trollop in the case is also kind of a bastard, too. And so was Mrs. Edwards I. That makes 4 or 5 bastards, when the story began with one bastard.

I guess this is what the Democrats mean by "creating jobs?"