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George Jolicoeur now needs a respirator to breathe.

Whoa! This 600lb (272kg) hard-core fast food junkie has overfed himself to escape the full force of the law.

The beef jerky did get him! Ha ha ha ha ha!

1 posted on 04/01/2010 4:57:55 PM PDT by myknowledge
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To: myknowledge; franksolich

If he can steal food from 7-eleven, then he can go to court!!

So, not the guy in Las Vegas heh? :o)


2 posted on 04/01/2010 4:59:27 PM PDT by GeronL (There is only a "Happily ever after" for you if you're the one writing your own script)
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To: ExTexasRedhead; SwinneySwitch; roses of sharon; fieldmarshaldj; Impy; PhiKapMom; Liz; AuntB; ...

Sing along:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8v9yUVgrmPY


4 posted on 04/01/2010 5:01:51 PM PDT by Clintonfatigued (Liberal sacred cows make great hamburger)
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To: myknowledge
Try him in absence.
5 posted on 04/01/2010 5:05:12 PM PDT by crz
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To: myknowledge

I found a hair in my six milkshakes once.


8 posted on 04/01/2010 5:35:11 PM PDT by mowowie
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To: Slings and Arrows

Whoa!


10 posted on 04/01/2010 6:00:26 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear (Does not play well with others.)
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To: myknowledge
The court heard Jolicoeur was eventually arrested after he marched into a 7-Eleven store and claimed he had bought $50 in beef jerky that turned out to be mouldy.

So if it were really moldy, then what'd he do with it? He wouldn't have eaten it? He'd be an idiot for throwing it out.

IMO, if someone claims that they got bad food from somewhere, they need to produce it for a refund, because you know they didn't eat it. And for them to say they *threw it out* doesn't wash either because then there's no proof that it was bad or even purchased. It's just their word on it and people lie way to much for free stuff.

12 posted on 04/01/2010 6:59:22 PM PDT by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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To: myknowledge

Gotta love his last name, though. It’s the first time I’ve heard it:

Joliecoeur: literally, “beautiful heart,” or more appropriately, “handsome heart.”

I’m sure his is lined by a crunchy layer of cholesterol plaque.


15 posted on 04/01/2010 10:21:18 PM PDT by CaspersGh0sts
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he marched into a 7-Eleven store

Wonder what song helps a 600lb man maintain cadence?

17 posted on 04/01/2010 11:09:41 PM PDT by OneLoyalAmerican (In God I trust, all others cite your source.)
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