Fear of Guam Tipping Over, Rep. Johnson asks NASA to Investigate

4 Your Country ^ | Apr 1, 2010 | 4 Your Country

[catman67]

THedy’d better watch out in case everybody stands on one side of the island!

[gwilhelm56]

The Winner of the CYNTHIA McKINNEY Award for Clear thinking in CONGRESS is... HANK JOHNSON (D-GA)

Is this her replacement???

[UCFRoadWarrior]

Rep Johnson sure is fart-brained....

Aircraft carriers are much smaller in area as Guam....and carry about 6000 personnel and many planes and support equipment. And, you have to bomb one continuously to make it tip over.

I think Guam will be OK....maybe Johnson needs to lay off the happy sauce...or he may tip over...

[Tijeras_Slim]

Tip over? I don’t think they’re in danger atoll.

[MrB]

The general said something like “that isn’t one of the things we’re worried about”...

Rush said this rep has a severe, late term case of Hep C,

and he’s mentally unacute at this point.

He needs to be asked to step down, out of pity if nothing else.

[DungeonMaster]

I would expect Gore to be concerned about this.

[mlocher]

I am not sure which English tune is more apropo? “Ring Around the Rosy” or “London Bridge is Falling Down.”

[MrB]

He DID replace McKinney. Must be something in the district.

Think of it this way, too -

the people of the district elect the “best and brightest” to represent them in Congress.

[Dr. Ursus]

What a buffoon!

[mlocher]

Another chicken little.

[Past Your Eyes]

This thing could isthmus turn into a pun fest.

[Malsua]

THedy’d better watch out in case everybody stands on one side of the island!

And no marching! Can you imagine...it'd set off earthquakes.

[maine yankee]

OK all you sailors;

Time for a ‘TRIM PARTY’

[Tarpon]

Hey I know this guy is sick, but he is a Congressmen, and votes. I wonder if he gets the vote schedule from peloser.

[throwback]

I guess they’re right about the lead paint problem in poor neighborhoods. Does ADA require a certain number of seats in Congress for the mentally disabled?

[MrB]

Actually, he’s brain damaged from Hep C.
Pity the man.

Despise the people that elected him and put him on this committee, though.

[MotherRedDog]

So, I guess he is afraid that this will end up like the Titantic? I guess I’m just stoopid. I didn’t know that islands float.

[Anitius Severinus Boethius]

If he is that far gone in terms of his mental facility, then he needs to step down. He is making the laws of this nation.

[Lera]

Rep Johnson’s asked “How big is Guam if it were 24 miles by 7 miles”

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Now we know that not only do our representatives not know basic civics but now we find out that that at least one of them can not solve a simple math problem.
If they can’t do simple math how can we expect them to reason. It’s no wonder they pass the laws they do