>> As a time lord, could he not just go back and back in his Checked luggage and start over... <<
I guess his TARDIS was broken....
Lots of jokes in here about it.
The TSA folks in the U.K. must only watch Big Brother if they don’t know what Dr. Who is.
And they dismantled K-9 and gave him a bin full of the parts.
Or else they are big Tom Baker fans and don't put up with any false Doctors.