[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

Reportedly gang-related. Damned Democrats are at it again.

A conservative would never throw away a good firearm.

I think the description of the shooters ran like this:

8 Amish midgets wearing tinfoil hats and shouting “PeeWee Herman Lives”. Seen driving away in a Pinto.

That’s all we need here - imported Amish gangbangers.

[MestaMachine]

Seen driving riding away in ON a Pinto

There. Fixed it.

But if they were smoking camels, that changes everything.

[GeorgiaDawg32]

An eyewitness report of an actual Amish drive-by:

“Dude, I was chillin on the corner and all I heard was “clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, BANG, clip clop, clip clop”