It’s really difficult to find an appropriate response that isn’t also insulting.
So, I’ll just say I’d rather have strippers living on my block than Puritans, blue-noses, totalitarians, Fascists or those who go crying to the government to intervene in social activities they don’t like.
Have a drink and a smoke and relax, willya? Maybe get a little, that’ll lighten your mood.
Oh, and as for that “ask ...blah, blah:”
Some grant junkie a couple of decades ago learned that wives get more when their husbands come home from a strip club.
Who’s uptight and out of sorts here? Not me!