[Vendome]

The Penile Colony is actually located in my house.

[T. Jefferson]

"Sandra Avila Beltrán, wanted on charges of importing and distributing about 9 tons of cocaine...She is a protagonist, violent, manipulative, dictatorial, a braggart, with an active social life, a lover of parties, jewelry and all of [life's] pleasures," Ravelo said.

Sounds like half the trophy wives I've met at around year two.